My personal write-ups and reflections from triathlon events, from sprint distance to Ironman.
Signed up late with a free bib, ran with new gels, missed my pace goal—but still smashed Reading Half. All day, people called me Malcolm.
Reading Half 2025: Free Bib, Fast Finish, Call Me Malcolm Read More »
A funny and honest recap of the 2025 Wokingham Half Marathon. Starting on time, pacing mistakes, nipple regrets, and why 13km would be perfect.
Wokingham Half Marathon 2025: Race Recap in Short Read More »
This year’s Ironman 70.3 Weymouth was a far cry from the chaos of the previous year when the organisers cancelled the swim due to extreme weather conditions.
IronMan 70.3 Weymouth 2024 Read More »
Sunday was our club champs. With my struggle with swimming, I knew the top spot wouldn’t be possible. Read how it all went on the day.
BTS Club Champs 2024 Read More »
This is my review of the Challenge Roth full-distance triathlon race. It is the biggest triathlon and expo on earth.
Challenge Roth 2024 Race Report Read More »
Cholmondeley Castle duathlon — grass hills, 300W surges, a qualifier field, and an age group win, nobody photographed. My honest race report.
Cholmondeley Castle Standard Duathlon 2024 Race Report Read More »
My not-so-serious race report from IronMan Weymouth 2023, where, luckily (?) the swim was cancelled and missed the world championships qualification.
IronMan Weymouth 2023 race report Read More »
A triathlon where I channelled my inner vintage enthusiast by racing on a bike that probably remembers when aero bars were still a wild sci-fi concept.
BTS Club Champs 2023 Read More »
Racing Challenge London with iconic landmarks, surviving six soul-destroying dock loops, and somehow qualifying for the Challenge Championships in Slovakia.
Challenge London Middle Distance 2023 Race Report Read More »
